Special Offer!

Are you envious of your neighbors’ Christmas decorations? Do you wish your yard could look like this …

or this …

or this?

But you don’t want to pay $50, $75 or even more for inflatable decorations?

LIMITED TIME OFFER

For just $27.95, I will come to your house and dump a pile of laundry in your yard! Christmas is just around the corner, so don’t delay.

In the daytime, your neighbors will think you have an inflatable Santa. At night, they won’t be able to see the pile. It’s the perfect, money-saving solution.

Supplies are limited. Order before my family misses their clothes.

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3 Responses to Special Offer!

  1. Tim S says:

    I’ll take you up on that, when can you get here?

  2. Roger says:

    I should have mentioned that the service is only available locally. However I can send you the instructions for do-it-yourself decorating for just $14.37.

    Let me know if you’re interested.

  3. beth says:

    schyeah. i don’t think so.

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