Up Nort’ in Wisconsin

by James Jordan

Little Red drops in on cousin Addie, from the Rondack side of the family. Addie has a sweet job in guest relations at the Blue Harbor Resort in Sheboygan. LR wonders if he’s got what it takes for the job.

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“I think I can do this,” says Little Red to himself. “How hard can it be to sit on a sand dune and wait for a guest to come by and sit on you?”

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Addie invites LR to sit in on a staff meeting. Little Red decides to apply for a job.

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After a series of interviews, LR is politely declined for a job at the resort.

“This type of position requires a strong back and a good set of arms, which quite frankly, you don’t have,” states the head of HR.

“I suppose having a big flat bottom like yours comes in handy as well,” replies LR.

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Little Red is escorted out.

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“Ah, well,” sighs Little Red. “Maybe sitting on the shores of Lake Michigan every day would get boring after a while.”

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Blue Harbor Resort in Sheboygan, Wisconsin

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